I need Dangle's Shorts

Mon, 12 Jul 2004 13:50:10 GMT

new lj

shade_grown

Mon, 12 Jul 2004 12:13:27 GMT

my power was out for 8 hours.

FUCK LCEC!!!!!!!!!

i guess siince everyone i know is comeing up with some name i will to

mr. wansteiner julopgiss you know what i think ill just leave that to them

GREAT GUGAMUNGA!!!!!!

Sun, 11 Jul 2004 22:14:54 GMT

hey everyone

im am home

i went to deland its a town full of rednecks.....but it was fun i got this new dickies jumpsuit...only 12..99!!!!! its so fresh.....now im home and i wish to sleep

i need to do sometihing this week.

THE STORY OF THE DEATH LEPERCHAUN

Fri, 09 Jul 2004 19:09:46 GMT

Twas a fine april morning in SwashBerry Hole, Ireland......just a pleasent morning of tea and spoogens.....or so the Hokard family thought...but it was the day of the Death Leperchaun!!!!!!!

Swasg- O' Good moring father.

Ahhh hello Swasg a good moring indeede, shouldnt you be off to skool?

Swasg- Why yes i should father but the old hag hasnt fixed me morning pankakes and spoogens yet.

the old hag- fix your own damn spoogens for a change, i'm busy sewing my leg back on from a night of buckwild jousting!! That old arch enemy of mine Maria Mucholata took it of with a cigar....jaggged cut to...well i did win and i got this little Leperchaun as i prize!!

Swasg- O' splendid let me see!!!! let me see!!!

the old hag- O.k. but you must be careful its said that the Leperchaun is cursed!

Swasg-umm...thats interesting....the only odd thing i would say about him is that bloody hatchet hes holding in his hand!!!!! ooo his moving his arm!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Fuck!!!!! fuck my eye!!! he tore out my eye that Death Leperchaun........ahhhhhhh....

DL- ahhh hahahahahahha come here bitches and give me my crack!!!?

the father- holy shit my son my one and only son are you okay??

Swasg- father im dying......ugghhh

Dl- chuckles in the background

the father- ill get you Death Leperchuan.....the father pulls a shotgun out of his afro

chasing after the Death Leperchaun the father doesnt relize there is razorblabes sticking out of the floorboard...and he steps on then.

(insert sound of flesh ripping)

the father- ahhhh my leg....O NO....NOOO....NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(skull cracking)
Luckly for the father the Leperchaun put a hatchet in his head and put him out of his miserary.

the old hag- what the hell going on??....O MY GOD!!!!! my family where my family

DL- do you see those little pisec of flesh and bone?

the old hag- yes.

DL- well there they are!!!! hahahahaha

the old hag starts crying-- why why did you do this??......

Dl- well its actually quite fun for me!! see!!

the old hag- uhhh?? ahhhh!!!!

and the Leperchaun ate the whole family instead of the Tea and Spoogens that he was suppose to eat.

thank you for your time.....now put this gun next to your head and pull the trigger.!!!!

BAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

thank you,

The Manamegment

Fri, 09 Jul 2004 14:41:36 GMT

congo

andre's dad i skeet....im skeeting im skeeting......god i wish i didnt see that....now the imageo f andres father skeeting is burnt into my skull.....like a horrible napkin

and so was the flea

Fri, 09 Jul 2004 03:01:47 GMT

today i did nothing.....and it was great

Thu, 08 Jul 2004 22:51:21 GMT

UHHHHHH........I GOT NOTING.....DREW WE ARE GOING TO GO SEE RON BURGANDY WHEN YOU GET BACK...OK?....YOU BETTER SAY OK!!!

AND O YEAH I GOT SOME SKATE VIDEOS.....ILLEGALY!!!!!!

Wed, 07 Jul 2004 22:03:55 GMT

thiss guys face just got tore off by a helicoptor.....hahaha

Love Hammer Maximun

Wed, 07 Jul 2004 22:01:16 GMT

hello ther'

i went to frankies shop today....it was cool....got to work on my axe and cars and there were crazy mexicans everywhere...........drew called last nite but i wasnt home....damn.....call tonite man!!!!.........ummmm notihng else going on....RENO 911! is going to be bitchin tonite!!!

later fuckers!!!!!........

Wed, 07 Jul 2004 21:40:34 GMT

fun day

Analyze and Interpert

Mon, 05 Jul 2004 18:03:58 GMT

ughhhh...........going to the mall to get new shoes........sweetness

Video Toaster

Sun, 04 Jul 2004 15:31:04 GMT

i have wokin from my sleep........spooge on it!!!!....im watching say it isnt so.....good movie.......i think ill blow up moms car today......hehehehe.....so tuesday im going to the shopp to work on my axe....got to fix a bent and clean it up.....abbie i havent forgot about your request for Jack Laroka he just hasnt been doin anything except getting drunk and doin the neighbors dog....not good publicity for ol Jack.....i have to see the legend of Ron Burgandy.....camping was fun....but like i said earlier my guide looked like well actually was i belive a genetic clone of abe lincoln....you put that guy in a suit with a top hot...best halloween outfit EVER.....i called him abe too.......i ate pizza........and had fun with the cob......well bitches i most be on my way im going to nebraska to eat andrews dad refrigerator that they worked so hard on......later guys

Back in black

Sun, 04 Jul 2004 05:24:19 GMT

whats up mofo's.....back from camp with a rocking new double bladed battle axe...so sweet....camping was fun....my feet hurt really bad....i came up with a new motto for neckrofeeleacks(SP?)....its CHOKE HER BEFORE YOU POKE HER.....yeah it kinda bad but funny.......i missed reno...damn.......why do hot chicks have to be at pizza hut with ugly redneck guys???.....blow up......im really tired and ill write more later.....

bye bye guys

p.s. THE COB

Sat, 26 Jun 2004 23:39:03 GMT

Jack Laroka anyone?

Sat, 26 Jun 2004 22:17:09 GMT

im going camping........yay......see everyone in a week

Fri, 25 Jun 2004 21:34:02 GMT

my hair is 12 inches long......oooo yeah

Albatross.....Albatross.......Albatross......Albatross.......

Fri, 25 Jun 2004 17:46:46 GMT

well right now my sister is supposed to be here.....but she not....i didnt really expect her to show.....next week im going to go spend some time with Bears......which i guess will be okay.....nathan if you want to bring some dvd's ill have my dvd player with me.....i dont know how long the batt. will last...i have been sleeping alot....which is great....cant tell you why...but it is.....i drank all my faygo..:(.......wow...im going to leave you all now........greatbye

Jack Laroka here......i was a sweden prisoner in Mexico....i got 7-10 working on the Czech "white gold" cartel back in 84'....but now ive escaped into america and im angry.......americans mexican food just isnt authentic...:(......

wanna know more about the infamous Jack Laroka? leave a comment....no one probaly will......

p.s. im still fighting for the whales

Fri, 25 Jun 2004 16:58:07 GMT

bitches get off my doorstep

Thu, 24 Jun 2004 16:19:50 GMT

ill melt the polar ice caps

Wed, 23 Jun 2004 15:33:27 GMT

david bowie had a popsicle (sp?) stuck in his eye...........classic.

Sat, 19 Jun 2004 18:04:45 GMT

well im gone

not sleeping

Fri, 18 Jun 2004 04:12:35 GMT

Fri, 18 Jun 2004 00:01:41 GMT

fuck you

Mon, 14 Jun 2004 19:04:58 GMT

Never Pee During A Lighting Storm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Check up......................

Mon, 14 Jun 2004 18:16:42 GMT

well well well

my last week has been a mouthfull......i basically lived at al's house for a week....seriously.....and saturday we stayed up all night and all woke up yesterday at 8 at night......fun times for shore.....and andrew is always breaking into my house and stealing my pants!!!! i got him a icon......

umm i need to brush my teeth.......................................